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Hello Earthlings

Life is a mystery that you choose to- wait a minute… Just kidding. I'm not into this inspirational crap. Bye losers.

unculture:

the rock is fucking precious


fascinatingweirdgirl:
Omg…

fascinatingweirdgirl:

Omg…


Oct 21st at 5AM / via: sniffing / op: modestmgmtofficial / 182,440 notes

cyan-shenanigans:

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

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straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now


justyouraveragedesi:

Please stop complaining about people’s thick accents. They learned an entire language, allowing them to communicate with you; the least you could do is respect that.


Oct 21st at 5AM / via: userbar / op: samanthabrown1 / 385,936 notes
histozyme:

send your pics at xqkk@wupics.com

histozyme:

send your pics at xqkk@wupics.com


Oct 21st at 5AM / via: funnybro / op: subgirlygirl / 527,581 notes
calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.


IM FUCKGIN CRYING

calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

IM FUCKGIN CRYING


Oct 21st at 5AM / via: strangeparkings / op: readerxpro / 125,226 notes

abookblog:

books-and-cookies:

readerxpro:

HOW TO REMOVE PESKY STICKERS FROM YOUR BOOKS (contains naughty words)

THIS IS A PSA.

This is important


Oct 20th at 5PM / via: heart / op: igperish / 154,649 notes

imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan on the sex scene [in Kill Your Darlings] that made headlines +


Oct 20th at 5PM / via: fake-mermaid / op: halleween / 116,824 notes