the rock is fucking precious
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
60 MPH OF DAD
you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
Please stop complaining about people’s thick accents. They learned an entire language, allowing them to communicate with you; the least you could do is respect that.
send your pics at firstname.lastname@example.org
No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING
HOW TO REMOVE PESKY STICKERS FROM YOUR BOOKS (contains naughty words)
THIS IS A PSA.
This is important
Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan on the sex scene [in Kill Your Darlings] that made headlines +